So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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