I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
i think im in europe. pls send help
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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