I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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