when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
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organizing the empties. That sober.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Two words: nipple clamps
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