Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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