I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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