it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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