I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
NoShamevember. You game?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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