He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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