Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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