Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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