thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
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Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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