Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
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I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
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Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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