Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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