His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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