just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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