Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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