It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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