So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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