We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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