Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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