yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Randomize
