what if I'm pregnant?
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Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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