She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
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Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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