return my video game
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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