I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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