just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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