I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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