he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
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There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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