We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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