You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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