And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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