he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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