how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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