YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
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Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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