Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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