you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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