you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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