Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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