I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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