I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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