She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
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On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I could fuck to npr.
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Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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