also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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