Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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