The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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