PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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