He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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