this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
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I am full of burrito and curiosity
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
This is the prime rib incident all over again
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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