you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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