If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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