I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Shame is for Republicans.
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