I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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