im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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